Monday, March 2, 2009

You'll never believe that 1 equals to 2

Well, believe it! I'm going to type down how I derived 1 = 2. Open your eyes :D

For an example,

a^2 = a^2

a^2 - a^2 = a^2 - a^2

a(a-a) = (a-a)(a+a)

*cancel out the (a-a)

Therefore,
a = 2a

Lastly,
1 = 2

Haha, interesting isn't it ?

This is shown by the Quality Manager from Wartsila and I think this is really smart!
Beside showing us this magnificent equation, he shared a lot of his past experiences with us.
He's one of the second batch of students who graduated since NP started during the mid 70s.
Ngee Ann Polytechnic was once named Ngee Ann Technical Institute.
And we got to know that Poly students, in the past, were not allowed to enter a Uni after graduation. Only the 'A' levels students got to go into a Uni.

First day of attachment wasn't that bad.
We've got to do nothing but paperwork and chatting :)
Actually we didn't have any safety shoes on, so we couldn't do anything in the workshop.
That's why we have to stay indoor.
Also, we got to meet some students from SP who are doing their internship in Wartsila too.

It's really inconvenient for a female to work in a shipyard.
Since shipyards are always filled with males, female loo are locked for certain reasons.
And so, we have to get the key to the loo from the office.
Moreover, it's quite troublesome to take off our PPE before we can pee!
Guys just need to un-zip and that's all.
Well, there's pros and cons to work indoor and outdoor.

Yay, finally I can have my first practical this saturday!
And yes, I called the driving instructor :)
Now I'm going to do some questions from sgdriving.net to prepare for next tuesday.

Have a great night :D