What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze.
Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit.
Don't you worry you pretty stripped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug.
Doug, Doug, Oh, Doug Douggie Douggie Doug Doug.
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we're shit out of luck.

Sang by Stu :)